The water said to the dirty one,
The dirty one said,
"I am too ashamed."
The water replied:
"How will your shame be washed away without me?"
still no job.
filling out applications sucks, big time.
went swimming this morning. i have a tan.
it's still blazing hot, but there's an Amish restaurant
close by that's delicious and cheap. and they have pie.
i had to buy a 'beware of dog' sign to put on the fence. it's some sort of city ordinance or something. beware of dog that may lick you to death is what it should read.