Wednesday, June 15, 2005

on the lighter side...

customs officials thought something was fishy when they heard flapping coming from underneath a woman's skirt. said one official "You don't see these kinds of alleged concealments every day." 51 fish, in a designer apron were being (allegedly) smuggled into australia from singapore. all of the fish were put down due to the risk posed to native fish if released - all before their species was even determined.

talk about dedication - Thomas L.'Taz' Stefanelli, employee of the year for Hungry Howie's pizza shop, was shot in the thigh during an altercation with an armed robber, then went on to deliver 4 more pizzas!

the ad says 'marriage died before husband did' an ohio woman is looking to sell her (soon to be) ex's metal casket. anyone in columbus, ohio interested, she's only asking 980 bucks...

3 comments:

Tiny Tyrant said...

Nine hundred and eighty bucks? Cheap divorce.

ps - thanks for the link, yo.

Joey said...

Columbus, OH is for suckers. (That the UM grad in me speaking)

Awesome fish story. Who smuggles fish?!

sonja said...

i know, right? mine cost more than that and it was a looong time ago, too...

crazy ladies wearing rigged dresses! lordy, the things folks'll think up...